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ONE MILLION POUNDS.........and it has the HVAC system out of a 15K Silverado work truck. 
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
QUOTE (P71_CrownVic @ Oct 29 2009, 12:42 AM) 
ONE MILLION POUNDS.........and it has the HVAC system out of a 15K Silverado work truck.
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
Or do they get stiff when you...never mind....
I feel sorry for the guy who has to cut the material to make the seats.
QUOTE (Draenor @ Oct 29 2009, 02:36 PM)
I feel sorry for the guy who has to cut the material to make the seats.
Never thought I'd say this.
But I feel sorry for the whale!
Is that seriously real? I don't think I could ever get past the fact that you're sitting on penis skin...from a whale.
It has Rockstar wheels. 
QUOTE (daddy @ Oct 30 2009, 07:52 AM)
It has Rockstar wheels.
Is it even possible that it could be any uglier?
QUOTE (P71_CrownVic @ Oct 28 2009, 11:42 PM)
ONE MILLION POUNDS.........and it has the HVAC system out of a 15K Silverado work truck.
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
The steering wheel,instrument cluster,seats,and dash switches (headlamp,foglamp,transfer case,passenger air bag,etc.) are also from a GMT800 truck!
I seen the Colbert Report on this the other night...
His punch line was
This gives new meaning to "look at that dick in the SUV"
His punch line was
This gives new meaning to "look at that dick in the SUV"
QUOTE (Nytemare @ Nov 7 2009, 11:09 PM)
I seen the Colbert Report on this the other night...
His punch line was
This gives new meaning to "look at that dick in the SUV"
His punch line was
This gives new meaning to "look at that dick in the SUV"
Funny thing is that you could actually make money on buying the thing...you get 3 bottles of Vodka that retail at 790K so really, if you buy the truck and sell 2 bottles at 500k a piece, you have a free truck and a 790K bottle of booze. or sell all 3 and you make 500k+ and get to ride a penis.
Er ahhhh I mean......
Er ahhhh I mean......
That must be some damn good Vodka 
Its probably water...no one will drink 3/4 mill pound vodka, so no one will ever know.
Vodka and Penis seats... This can't end whale.
QUOTE (daddy @ Oct 30 2009, 07:52 AM)
It has Rockstar wheels.
First thing I noticed too.
QUOTE (Zembonez @ Oct 30 2009, 05:27 AM)
QUOTE (daddy @ Oct 30 2009, 07:52 AM)
It has Rockstar wheels.
Is it even possible that it could be any uglier?
It could have a blue oval on the grille.
It looks like a heavily modded H2
QUOTE (MS3DALE @ Nov 7 2009, 11:02 PM)
QUOTE (P71_CrownVic @ Oct 28 2009, 11:42 PM)
ONE MILLION POUNDS.........and it has the HVAC system out of a 15K Silverado work truck.
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
Do the seats shrink in the winter?
The steering wheel,instrument cluster,seats,and dash switches (headlamp,foglamp,transfer case,passenger air bag,etc.) are also from a GMT800 truck!
haha i bet no one knows that half the stuff in the truck are GM parts
I can see borrowing current GM parts for the instruments, but check out the door handle and lock. That's from the '89-'94 C/K's and S-10's!!!!
And the whale foreskin is no longer available:
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/10/foreski...he-whale-penis/
And the whale foreskin is no longer available:
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/10/foreski...he-whale-penis/
QUOTE (sk @ Nov 13 2009, 10:00 AM)
I can see borrowing current GM parts for the instruments, but check out the door handle and lock. That's from the '89-'94 C/K's and S-10's!!!!
And the whale foreskin is no longer available:
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/10/foreski...he-whale-penis/
And the whale foreskin is no longer available:
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/10/foreski...he-whale-penis/
Well that blows...That was the only cool thing about it. They may as well sell the thing for the same price as a Lada now.
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