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SteveBBB

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#1957021 JOTD

Posted by SteveBBB on 17 March 2017 - 04:26 PM

An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.

She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any hair "down there. "

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the entire dart team hadn't!"




#1956809 New to the truck world

Posted by SteveBBB on 17 March 2017 - 09:05 AM

Welcome to the group!!




#1953824 JOTD....adult

Posted by SteveBBB on 12 March 2017 - 10:48 AM

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#1953243 New member long time reader

Posted by SteveBBB on 11 March 2017 - 10:24 AM

Welcome to the group Jack!!




#1951201 I'm back...

Posted by SteveBBB on 07 March 2017 - 04:04 PM

Welcome back, I'm anxious to hear more about the new truck, I've been thinking about one. 




#1949882 new from snowy Surrey

Posted by SteveBBB on 05 March 2017 - 01:31 PM

Welcome to the group Daniel!!




#1949807 2016 SD Card Reader Installed

Posted by SteveBBB on 05 March 2017 - 10:29 AM

The only thing I could find with a 3.5mm jack was a set of ear buds. I plugged them in and went through the media and aux never came up.  Also, no sound came from the ear buds. Hope this helps.




#1946335 JOTD.........adult

Posted by SteveBBB on 27 February 2017 - 05:45 AM

Paratrooper Training
    She went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take her first jump from a plane.
    The next day she called home to tell her mother the news."So, did you jump?" asked the mother.
    “Well let me tell you what happened,” the girl said.
    “We got up in the plane and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen people got up and just walked out of the plane."
    “Is that when you jumped?” asked her mother. “Uh, no. The sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door.”
    ”Did you jump then?” asked her mother. “I’m getting to that."
    "Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last one left on the plane." "I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump."
    "He told me to get off the plane or he’d kick my butt.” “So, did you jump?"
    “No. He tried to push me out of the plane but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go."
    "Finally, he called over the Jump Master." "The Jump Master is this great big guy about six-foot six and 280 pounds." He said to me, “Are you gonna jump or not?’’
    I said, "No sir, I’m too scared.”“So, the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took out his Johnson.
    I swear, Mom, it was about ten inches long and big around as a baseball bat!"
    He said, "Either you jump out that door or I’m sticking this bad boy right up your ass."
    “So, did you jump?” asked her mother. The daughter responded, “A little at first.”  



#1944899 New here....very helpful site.

Posted by SteveBBB on 24 February 2017 - 11:35 AM

Welcome to the team!!




#1923459 New Sierra Owner

Posted by SteveBBB on 19 January 2017 - 06:15 AM

Welcome to the group, beautiful truck!!




#1918701 Sold my 2015 Colorado

Posted by SteveBBB on 11 January 2017 - 06:36 AM

Welcome to the group Dom!!




#1916707 17' Center Console/Cup Holders

Posted by SteveBBB on 07 January 2017 - 11:07 AM

My 16 doesn't have it either, I sure liked it on my 15.




#1914421 First GMC!!

Posted by SteveBBB on 03 January 2017 - 06:42 AM

Welcome to the group Roxie, congrats on the new truck!!




#1894746 New to forum but not Chevy trucks!

Posted by SteveBBB on 22 November 2016 - 06:07 AM

Welcome to the group, beautiful truck!!




#1894398 14-17 Silverado 1500 crew Leer 100XQ camper shell topper cap

Posted by SteveBBB on 21 November 2016 - 01:11 PM

Man, that looks great on your truck!!