Welcome valued member of this site. We are pleased you chose us for you posting (err..non-posting) pleasure. Please feel free to rant, chat, and selectively target jackasses as you see fit! It appears as if you are a very intelligent member.
Thanks everyone! There's no shortage of entertainment here.
It's not hard to imagine why someone would Silly String this idiot's truck. Frankly it seems he's lucky that's ALL they did, considering what a schmuck he is.