Badfish

Hi there. Unlike most "about me's", I'm gonna write an ACTUAL "ABOUT ME". I love milk and beer. I hate squash and coffee. I am better at arguing than you. You are better at singing than me. I think Batman is the bomb. I am sarcastic. Fat girls asses in bikinis look like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I wish I was a Ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a Ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, I step back and cross my arms like it was 1992. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I brush my teeth with hot water. I love motivational quotes. Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. I am busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Materialistic people crack me up, because they actually think they are happy. Thinking that we are the only ones in the universe makes you nuttier than squirrel turd. Maury Povich "You are not the father" episodes rule. I wish I had green eyes. American Psycho and Silence of the Lambs should be in the comedy section of Blockbuster. I think Kanye West SHOULD be beat. I have to watch TV with the remote in my hand, or else I feel like I'm swimming with one flipper on. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Pop Up Video should NOT have been canceled. I don't read novels. Texting and Facebook have lowered peoples social skills. I pretty much live for automotive and comedy. I don't take networking internet sites seriously. If you let your friends drive drunk, you have no soul. I think shit-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic tac at it. 35 year old guitar center employees that still think their band is gonna "make it" crack me up. I love people watching at bars. People look funny when they're mad. I WILL beat you at a game of TETRIS. The fact that Bill Paxton was killed by an Alien, the Predator, AND the Terminator should AUTOMATICALLY qualify him for an academy award. Holidays are over-rated. Dave Chappelle is a viable GENIUS. I love the beach. I'd like to watch Gary Busey and Rosie O'donnell grind each other on a dance floor to a Billy Ocean tribute band. I love pineapple flavored anything. Laughter can cure more than you think. Fast food is so bad for you, but sooooo good. The Dollar menu at Mc Donalds has changed lives. Spell check is one of the best inventions next to the wheel.I don't give a **** about your band. I have a strange obsession with short people. I love Houston baseball, GO 'STROS!. I wish I could use the Jedi mind trick on people. A 1984 Chevy El Camino is the best car EVER. I think humans should fling poo at each other like monkeys do when they get angry. If you don't dress up for Halloween, you are lame. And I have spent my whole life driving old Ford's wishing I could have a Chevy. Now I have a 2014 7" Lifted GMC Sierra on 22". Hard work pays off. I have been working in the automotive business for 11 years and am a Service Manager at a nation wide well known repair facility.