Ok, so problem #1. Randomly I go to crank the truck and there isn't enough juice in the battery to crank. The odd part is It can happen 2-3 times in a day or none in a week. And it can happen after 3 minutes of being turned off! I don't know of a parasite drain that can drain it that fast. A simple jump or battery charge and it will crank right up.
#2 periodically I'll go to unlock using my key fob and it will instantly lock it again, as soon as I unlock, over and over and over. Occasionally it relocks while I'm driving as well... this problem is also periodic.
#3. battery source has tested battery and alternator 3 times and reports them both fine.
#4. upon inspection of battery there seems to be a small spill of an oily liquid on it, no clue where it came from but only maybe a teaspoon worth
#5 inside the distribution box on top of the battery, one of the small squares of plastic on the corner closest to driver (no terminals here) appears to have been melted... or more so dissolved by this liquid which isn't appearing anywhere else inside distribution box.
6. lifting distribution box up reveals scarring and melting / disintegration of bottom of distribution box by this liquid.
7. battery source insists that it can not possibly be battery acid, as the acid can't come out of top of battery.
any ideas here? I just want it to stop killing battery and leaving me stranded