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VMax2007

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  1. And that expression always reminds me of the spin-off of it: "Silly fagot, dicks are for chicks"
  2. Post #3000...with 3 days to spare!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!! Count'em....FIVE wrenches bitches!!!! Now, where do I go to get a life again?
  3. You only have one? Military accident? Or does your wife share them with you?
  4. Long night last night. Ol' Lady flew in from Vegas around 2AM, had to get my Daddy sleep. Now THAT I'd like to see......Flying Giraffes!!!
  5. Bling, Bling, bitches! So, anything fun happen around here last night??? Bahhhh!!! He's ALIVE!!!! Or is it just his ghost?
  6. And good morning to you too, Jeff. Remind me never to piss you off. Good call, curious as to why Daddy isn't around anymore? j/k (obviously)
  7. Silly String? We don't need no stinkin' silly string. This is what we need:
  8. Ya know Rob, you are really starting to piss me off too ya $hitface!!!
  9. Hrmmmmm.... Your current "joke" post : So... Basically, you're admitting to being a liar? You supposedly "made up" this big "joke" for April Fools and then said it wasn't a joke and then you get mad when people believe that it wasn't a joke, when you yourself said (let me scroll back up here... oh, yes!) "this is not an April Fools joke...I wish it was." Quit wimpering, whining, pouting, and throwing tantrums. Man-up and admit you screwed up (and LIED about it either being or not being a joke) and maybe things can get back to more or less normal around here... OR, we could all just put you on ignore...? Whichever! Take it easy! PWNED!!!!
  10. It's a small world. Who'd have thunk I would have bought my truck from the same place you were birthed from? Can't see this pic? Do I want to even know what it is?
  11. No, but I heard it causes "Ticking".
  12. Normally it won't...UNLESS you run it through a touchles wash. J/K man, find out who did it and hook a tow strap to their car and yank it around the school parking lot like a tube behind a boat.
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