BlaisePaternoster

Hector is working in his garden when he sees Juan walking down the road with his hands cupped together. He asks.."Hey Juan...Where are you going?" Juan replies.." "I'm going to town. I have a butterfly and I'm taking it to town to trade it for a churn full of butter." Hector replies..."Oh Juan..You cannot do that.." Juan just winks and says.."You just wait and see." A little while later Juan returns down the road carrying a churn of butter... The next day Hector is once again working in his garden when Juan walks past. And again his hands are cupped together. "Hey Juan...Where are you going?" Hector asks. "I am going to town. I have a horsefly and I'm going to trade it for a horse." Hector shakes his head and says..."Oh Juan..You cannot do that." "Ah..You just wait and see." Juan replies. And sure enough...not an hour later...Juan walks past leading a horse. The next day Hector is once again working in his garden and Juan walks past...He shouts out..."Hey Juan..Where are you going?" Juan looks at him and replies..."I'm going to town. I have a **** willow and I"m.." At that moment Hector immediately interrupts hims..."Hey Juan...You wait just a second...I'll get my hat and coat and go with you!"