Anyone tried mounting a rooftop luggage box and seeing if it makes a difference? If it were just a matter of stiffening the roof it would be a pretty simple matter to add intermediate support between the existing bows. They already have these guys pulling the headliner and rebuilding the bows, all you'd need to do is add some lattice connected in between, like reinforcing a joist bay. Since the movement is so miniscule, it wouldn't take much.
That said, I have to think that the engineers on this have tried that. It would be the first thing in mind for a vibration or deflection issue.
This has to be deeper than that, or after 2 years of working on it they wouldn't still be throwing darts at the issue and wasting money on fixes that don't seem to yeild too many positive outcomes.
Speaking of which, my dealer has moved on to tearing apart the differential in my car. No word back on whether or not it has helped, or if it is out of spec.
Never thought I would feel like this much of a dumbass for purchasing a vehicle...