MaverickZ71

Just to let you all know, I wasn't allowed to say anything until today but now I can share that I have volunteered for the new 'Bird Flu' vaccine from Pfizer developed in Russia. It is in six different stages and I received my first dose just yesterday at 06:20 am. I wanted to let you know that it is safe and I'm okay with иo side effects whatsoeveя and that I feelski fin. покажет мою и чувствую себя хорошо так. Comrade

A Livestock agent stopped by my ranch this morning. “I need to inspect your animals for the Bird Flu," he said. “By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there,” I said. The Livestock officer snapped, saying “Do you know who the hell I am!? I have the authority of the federal government with me,” he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket. “Do you see this freaking badge, dadgummit!!? This badge means, "I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever I want, have I made myself clear!?” I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short while later, I heard loud screams, looked up and saw the Livestock agent running for his life from my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and it sure looked like he'd be gored before he could get to the fence line. The agent looked terrified and continued to run for his life. I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs, “Your badge, show him your freaking badge, dadgummit!!

The high gas prices finally hit Hazzard County.

@newdude?

Visit from the neighborhood homeowners association incoming in 3-2-1 . . .

These two just rolled into town. Now I'm scared.

The kids these days.

New RPO RBR?

Didn't like that job none, anyhow.

Jinx. You owe me a Coke. HA

Still trying to track down that misfire.