MaverickZ71

Snack idea for your Eclipse Party.

Everything you need in a one-stop shop.

Harsh but fair.

This one's for you, Grump.

3 dudes die and go to heaven, where St Peter greets them and arranges for their transportation. St Peter says I have to ask each of you how many times you cheated on your wife--I will know if you're lying. The first dude says he cheated on his wife 4 times. St Peter gives him the keys to a used Silverado. The second dude says he cheated on his wife 7 times. St Peter gives him the keys to an old Dodge Ram. The third guy says he never cheated on his wife with another woman, but he did plenty of times with other men. So St Peter gives him the keys to a new Ford F-150 Raptor R.

A Texas midget goes to his doctor. The Doc says what can I do for you. The lil guy says Dr, my balls ache all the time. The Doc lifts him up onto the examination table, pulls down his britches, and examines his testicles. Hmmm, yes, I think I see what the problem is, says the Doc, as he takes out a pair of scissors and the lil guy almost faints as he hears SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP, until he realizes he didn't feel anything. The lil guy's mind is still reeling as the Dr tells him to jump down and run around the room, but he does as he's told. Then he realizes he has no more pain down in Man Land anymore. He says Hey Doc, that's great, what did you do?? The Dr says "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots!"

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And just like that, nobody ever stole his tools again!

I want one

Hurry, offer ends April 7th!

Stairway to heaven?