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Hey Grandpa, what's for supper? Chicken fried steak with fried potatoes and onions, smothered in cream gravy, buttered sweet corn, biscuits with honey butter, apple pie, and iced tea. YUM YUM

After failing in his latest bid for the Presidency, Chris Christie announced he is next running for Miss Alabama 2025.

Cabin air filter behind the glove box can get clogged up and block air flow, with the blower running on high and not much cooling occurring. Probably not that easy, but worth a look. Those blend door actuators suck. Apparently they're all made in China and have a short life expectancy. There's like 8 of them, they cost $25-50 each pre-Bidenomics and they have to tear half the dash apart to do some of them. 2 of ours are out at any given time since off warranty, only $400+ to fix each time, "non user serviceable" because you have to use a $3000 scan tool with special GM programming to recognize the new servos and realign the system doors.

DISCOVERED: Tesla's design inspiration

Thanks, Grump.

The Indians on a remote reservation in Northern Arizona asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," The meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," The man at the National Weather Service again replied. "It's going to be a very cold winter." The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely." The man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen." "How can you be so sure?" The chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting a lot of firewood!"

Trying to figure out what Purpul-Hurl is.

On my way home tonight I saw a billboard that said, "Need Help? Call Jesus." 1-800-555-3500 Feeling kind of down about everything going on in our country, when I got home I called the number and about 30 minutes later a Mexican showed up in a tow truck.

Don, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar named Jill and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Jill looked at Don and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Don said, "You know what, I bet he will." Jill replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Don placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as Jill placed her money on the bar, the guy did a Peter Pan off of the building, falling to his death. Jill was very upset and handed her $30 to Don, saying, "Fair's fair, here's your money." Don replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." Jill replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Don took her money.

An old veteran was looking through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asked him, “Have you visited France before?” “Yes,” replied the old man. Sarcastically she responded, “Well surely you should know to have your passport ready,” to which he answered, “I didn't have to show it last time.” “Impossible!!” she barked. The old man looked her straight in the eye and said, "Last time, when I landed on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find a dadgum Frenchman to give it to.”

Kohl's does what??!