My turn:2000 Suburban and 2004 GMC Sierra 2500HD
The suburban has been unstoppable.. until now. It has just over 200,000 miles on it and has has ita share of problems but nothing major. Recently I picked up on a noise from the motor (sister was driving) and turns out that it's coming off the crank area. I parked it and have yet to mess with it but I suspect it is a bad oil pump, broken crank or bearing. Hoping to take it apart and learn about motor building!
The 2004 is a heap. My Dad ordered it custom from the factory in 2003. It is an SLT extended cad, long bed. It has 4.1 rear gears and the 6.0 liter motor. You name it, it has gone wrong.
The brake lines all rusted through and ruptured (while sister was driving). I replaced them with stainless lines and fittings. On top of that I replaced all four calipers (bleeder screws were frozen) and did rotors and pads.
On the unfinished list I have...
The doors leak and seat heater controls come on when they please, noisy lifters, rusting fuel lines (badly rusted too),the spare tire safety mechanism rusted and frooze and none of the gauges work.
On top of that there are things that cosmetically have gone wrong. The wheels all have peeling clear coat and pitting, the frame is rusting like no tomorrow, the grill chrome is destroyed, the lights are yellowed and the badging is fading.
This truck is an embarrassment to GM. I have never seen a final product put together so poorly. After this beast that gets 11 MPG, my next truck will be a FORD.GM just has not shown that they can make a good product. But for now I am stuck with the beast.