A female dwarf went to her gynecologist for an annual check up.
"Any issues or concerns?" asked the Doctor.
"Well, now that you mention it, I have noticed that when it rains, my labia gets a bit red and sore."
"That's very unusual", says the Doctor, "Hop up on the table and let me take a look."
She does, and after a few minutes of checking, he said, “You can get dressed again.
"There doesn't appear to be anything wrong at the moment, but next time it rains and you get the same reaction, I want you to come straight in, okay?"
About two weeks later, after two days of steady rain, she was in a fair amount of discomfort and headed back to the Doctor's office.
The Doctor had her stand in front of him and told her to lift up her skirt. Examining her for a few moments he said, " You're right, it's very inflamed, but I think I see the problem."
He went to his desk and grabbed a pair of surgical scissors and sat back down in front of her. "This won't hurt a bit," he said, as the scissors neared her crotch.
She was so afraid that she had to look away.
After a couple of minutes of cutting he tells her, "Okay, you can let your skirt down now.
Try a few steps around the office and see if that's made a difference."
Cautiously at first she took little steps, then her eyes lit up as she took several big strides.
"Oh Doctor," she exclaimed joyfully, "That's such a relief, what did you do?!"
"Not much," he said, "I just cut about two inches off the top of your rubber boots.”