Yeah, I totally had this wrong. What is scary is that nobody reading all this, caught it either! LOL
Anyway, put the valve vent hoses back on the intake tube where they belong. They are drawing air OUT of the intake tube, not depositing hot oily air into it.
The PCV hose is a single, short hose that comes from the top of the case, below the intake tube, and routes to the driver side of the motor, into the side of the intake manifold.
I have pics of the catch can mounted with the hoses, and I marked the hoses with green and red arrows, so you can see the direction the air flows...