I'm baffled by this. My silverado is not even 18 months old. I go to start it yesterday and it tries to turn over and can't. I put my jumper on it, drive it around and all seems fine. Today I go to start it and it's dead. Like dead dead. When I put my jumper on it I can't get enough juice and I'm getting all sorts of weird alerts.
Is it really possible my battery died that quick? Like wtf, nothing odd has happened, we just came back from a long roadtrip, but that's it. I don't see anywhere where my lights or something is being left on and draining the battery either.
The kicker is that I can't drive my car because my truck is blocking it and I can't move the f'n electronic shifter into neutral.