Dealer had the truck all day yesterday. Called me before they closed and kinda gave me an update.
They attempted to start the truck to move it to the service area. Wouldn't start. Tried jumping it and couldn't get it to start.
Eventually got it running, and moved it.
They tried to start it again to move it into the service bay and it was dead again. Eventually got it jump started.
He told me my truck is "weird". Not very reassuring to hear, but I'm obviously aware there is an issue somewhere, duh.
Checked the battery, all connections, computers and everything is 100% and showing fine. Didn't give me exact error codes when I asked him, but did mention that the truck was saying low voltage somewhere.
Told me it's running fine now and I could pick it up. I read him the BSCM bulletin since I park on an incline and mentioned that could have POSSIBLY been my cause and he said it very well could have caused the battery to die. I told him nothing was left on, but he kept asking if I maybe left a light on or something. I mentioned that the truck has a battery saver function built in and the lights will auto shutoff for that very reason. He said "oh yea you're right".
He asked if I wanted to pick it up and I told him unless he could assure me it wasn't going to fail on me and that everything is fixed that I wasn't comfortable taking it home without some further diagnosing. He offered to put it on a Parasitic machine?? to see if any of the computers are draining the battery overnight and he'll call me today.
Fun stuff.