Thanks!
My translation of "No calibration required" is "No provisions for calibration provided".
My dealer's Tech actually DID reprogram the module, as if a new module was installed, but there was no change at all.
It is not doing any self calibration. The Tech told me that GM is downloading a fixed set of calibration numbers to the module and that's all that is used. Until GM updates those numbers, so that the Tech can download and install them, there is nothing he can do.
I have seen brand new 2500HD trucks on the lot, with no miles on them yet, show the EXACT same misalignment on their cameras that I see on mine. I suspect that they have used a single set of calibration numbers and applied them across the line to all trucks, assuming that they would be "close enough". They are not.
It's one thing for GM to screw up so badly and not provide any provision to calibrate... it's another thing to lie about it.
BTW, for comparison, the camera on the back of my trailer self-calibrates and stitches into the truck's rear-facing cameras perfectly to provide the "invisible trailer view" in the truck.