Guys I'm not on here much, but just went through this with my truck, I did not read all 24 pages
Purchased my truck new (2008 5.3 Iron block, flex, AFM). Started using oil about 2 yrs ago, minor amounts between changes. I ran the truck about 1k miles then dumped that oil, then ran 5-30 dino valvoline for another 3k, then switched to mobil 1 syn up until 65k or so, changes about 50% OLM (maybe 4-4.5k). Once I started to notice it using more oil and before I knew of the issues (and TSB) I switched back to dino oil 5-30 valvoline and consumption went down some, but not much.
I noticed heavy oil consumption when towing and running in 3rd gear. My last trip from Indiana up to the UP of Michigan I ran 1250 miles pulling a 3 place snowmobile trailer running about 65-70 whole trip, nearly 2800-3k rpm generally. I used 1.5 quarts of oil, just like the same trip a year before. I took it to my dealer and they put in 8 new pistons and rings the TSB fix (oil tube, deflector, etc) no questions asked. I've only put on about 2k since then, but no oil usuage. I broke in the new rings just like I would on any new/rebuilt motor and I'm about ready to change the oil again. I don't have any towing trips planned, but I'll post again if I see any consumption.
Thanks-
Jason
Edit: Sorry truck has 82k on it, they did the fix around 80k IIRC.