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MaverickZ71

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  1. Yes!
  2. That video brought back a flood of memories. My Grandad was a retired building contractor, and a Chevy man, he kept his 76 C20 in the barn forever, and he made wooden toys.
  3. In my experience, pre-covid it seemed like those batteries lasted 7 years or more. Since then, about 3 years on some. It SUCKS that we have to pay for removing the tire(s) from the wheel beads to replace the TPMS sensors with ones with fresh batteries. Next time, I will get AC Delco ones, as the Firestone/Bridgestone store replacements are only lasting half as long.
  4. When the TPMS batteries get weak, it usually shows up in cold weather, on the rear first, and on the right side first. It begins by showing incorrect, fluctuating low pressure that may self correct when warm, but progressively gets worse until it shows "--" for the tires with dead TPMS batteries.
  5. Having finally gotten Stacey's tramp stamp tattoo for their fifth anniversary paid off, Billy Joe Bob celebrated by buying that Lambo he had always wanted.
  6. A brunette went to a doctor's office and said that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," said the doctor. "Show me." She took her finger, pressed on her elbow, and screamed in agony. She then touched her knee and let out a scream. Everywhere she touched, it made her scream in horrible pain. The doctor said, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She said, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he said. "Your finger is broken."
  7. happens.
  8. Can you ladies please stop asking Santa for the perfect man.....I almost got kidnapped 4 times today.
  9. New cars. Even MacGyver can't fix 'em.
  10. Last night I had a dream I was dying, and on my death bed. My wife was cooking a big Butterball turkey and homemade rolls for Christmas dinner, and it smelled delicious. I told my daughter, "Please bring me a turkey leg and a roll with some butter so I could taste it one last time." She went to the kitchen, but then returned empty-handed a little bit later. She whispered in my ear, "Mom said, "It's for the funeral." That's how the fight started.
  11. I was in the kitchen pacing around with the flyswatter when my wife walked in. She said, "What are you doing?" "Hunting flies," I replied. "Oh, have you killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males and 2 females," I answered. Intrigued, my wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?" I said, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
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