I swore off small cars decades ago because all of my family members, including myself, have been seriously injured in them. The big truck will protect you from others and your own foolishness.
Those Rangers were cool in their day but are old now and take a lot to keep running. Stick with your GM full-size truck, an 800 or 900 or even a K2.
You've gotten some great advice from the men here, take it in and heed it. If you want something unique, consider an Avalanche like Stan has.
What do you think of that orange pickup?