Every vehicle I have owned, I have personally named it. I don't think it's pathetic at all. I don't know why you think that is pathetic. I could think of a hundred things more pathetic then taking personal interest into one's vehicle. SMH?
I since day one have always been a neat freak about my bedroom, toys, and when able to drive my cars. I can't stand having them look bad. I clean my truck at least 1 or 2 times a week. I LOVE MY TRUCK CLEAN,SPOTLESS, and FLAWLESS looking. That's just me, and if this was my truck, I would want it totaled or dump it because it would drive me crazy. That's how I was born, it's in my blood. To me that's not pathetic one bit.