make her feel like a woman

bassdog · February 7, 2002

Make Me Feel Like a Woman

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiles and starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She see his huge muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

She eagerly nods her head "yes!"

As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

Sarah99GXE · February 7, 2002

bassdog · February 7, 2002

NewbieZ71 · February 7, 2002

:baa:

gandolphxx · February 7, 2002

Sahra, prey tell, what did you edit out?

bassdog · February 8, 2002

She had a smilie there before.... ???

Sarah99GXE · February 8, 2002

Oh! I remember what I had....I told Bassdog he could do better than this.....then I decided I was probably sticking my foot in my mouth saying that

bassdog · February 8, 2002

LOL!

Vortec5.3 · February 8, 2002

Jpshostr · February 8, 2002

That one has been around, I laugh, but I sure don't have the guts to repeat it to any females.

Kansas Kid · February 8, 2002

That one has been around, I laugh, but I sure don't have the guts to repeat it to any females.

Jp, I don't think its lack of guts that is the problem here. You never get any females to stay around you long enough to even have time to get this joke started, let alone get to the punch line. ;)