THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[silverado man]

>THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

> >>

> >> Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,

>complaining

> >> to

> >> her husband that her breasts are too small.

> >>

> >> Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband

> >> uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

> >>

> >> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

>toilet

> >> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

> >>

> >> Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper,

>and

> >> stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

> >>

> >> "How long will this take?",she asks.

> >>

> >> "They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.

> >>

> >> The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper

>between

> >> my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

> >>

> >> "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

> >> He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again...

[DigUout]

HA!!

[NewbieZ71]

Told this one to Mrs Newbie tonight, she laughed her butt off.!!!

[DigUout]

Braver than I.  I figured I'd save this one for the guys only.  Wasn't sure the ladies would find it as funny -

[NewbieZ71]

The ONLY reason she found it funny wa because she doesnt suffer from that particular physical attribute.  If she did do you think I would have even mentioned it?!?!?  Stupid, not crazy!

[Jpshostr]

I'm thinking with my situation I best not be telling that to any members of the opposite sex.  It is good though.