Pun Fun

[General Lee 01]

These are some Sentences That I thought were funny, I heard them in Various places (News, Newspaper, etc.).

 

"Major Tornado and Flood damage causes Furniture Store to have Liquidation Sale."

 

"Weight-Watchers meeting at 9:00pm at the (Blah Blah Blah) church, Please meet at the Double-Doors in the back parking lot."

 

 

"A former Sheriff who was accused 5 years ago of plotting a conspiracy to murder fellow police officers, and was aquitted, Ran for election as sheriff once again, stating 'I have unfinished business to take care of'."

 

"Alcholic rehabilitation Graduation Party At 'Mike's Bar' leads to several DUI arrests."

[gandolphxx]

"Alcholic rehabilitation Graduation Party At 'Mike's Bar' leads to several DUI arrests."

LMAO, thats too much

[pipermaru9]