Italian,Frenchman,Jew

[MarkD]

Three old men are discussing their sex lives.

 

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and

I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with

olive oil, we made passionate love, and she

screamed for 5 minutes at the end."

 

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my

wife and I had sex, I rubbed her  body all over

with butter. We then made passionate  love and

she screamed for 15 minutes."

 

The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife

and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with

chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made

love, and she screamed for 6 hours."

 

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.

 

They replied, "What could you have  possibly done

to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"

 

"I wiped my hands on the drapes."