Little Billy on Philosophy

[Frank S]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and

you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little

BILLY.

 

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

 

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your

thinking."

 

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women

sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides

 

of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top

and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

 

Which one is married?"

 

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one

that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

 

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the

wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

[MarkD]

LMAO

[silverado man]

lol :sideways:

[gandolphxx]

LAMOROTF - great stuff here