Funny moment at the store today

General Lee 01 · March 19, 2003

Alright, mom sends me in the store to pick up 1 item.

So, I pick it it up and get in line. Well, she sits in the X-terra infront the store, and we see eachother through the sotre's front window. So she starts making faces at me (She does everything she can to embarass me), so I start laughing. The cashier (Some guy in his 40's, with a mullet) looks at me funny. So I try to stop... But mom keeps making faces at me, making it hard to stop.

Well, as I get closer, he starts smiling at me.. So When I step up to the register, I say "Hi, How are you?" to break the ice (Also to make it seem that I'm normal). And he goes "I'm fine how are you?", I say I'm fine.

Then, he smiles at me, and asks "Have you got a buzz man?".

It threw me off-guard, and I said "No, the people in that car out there were making faces at me, that's why I was laughing.". He said ok.

So, thanks alot mom. Everybody at this store thinks I'm a druggie now. I can't bear to show my face in there again.

And now that Ithink about it, we were in that store yesterday, I was in my Boy Scout uniform.

pacodiablo · March 19, 2003

Haha...stoned boy scout! Man, I got lit this weekend and went to see a movie and laughed my ass off the whole time, especially through the Winnie the Pooh preview! That s*%t was funny!

Elwood · March 19, 2003

I bet your Eagle Scout project was cultivating a Marijuana Patch wasn't it?

95whtZR2 · March 19, 2003

What was the one item, was it some tweezers

When you first started the story I thought you were going to say that the guy was hitting on you

That reminds me of the time that my bro and I went into the grocery store right before closing, and we were both tired, we picked up two bags of doritos and a case of water for a camping trip later that night. The guy at the cash register was an old friend that I hadn't talked to in a while, the first things out of his mouth was, dude are ya'll high? I was like yeah man...then I kinda woke up and told him we were just tired and fixing to go camping...I was laughing so hard when we left..

Tom

Stepside Z · March 19, 2003

General Lee GMTC Official Burner Boy Scout.

k1500chevy97 · March 19, 2003

MiSdIrEcTeD_1 · March 19, 2003

The cashier (Some guy in his 40's, with a mullet)

...Then, he smiles at me, and asks "Have you got a buzz man?"...

I can so picture this guy!

MCourson · March 19, 2003

Reminds me of a time when me and 2 friends were at KFC. We werent high but we were all laughing like crazy. The guy sweeping finally asked us if we had been puffin some but he didnt say anything else after my friend was like "no we just lit the bag on fire"

MadFish · March 19, 2003

I can see that happening. You dont know how many times I have had people so stoned they could barely walk come into the store I work at. Its a lot of fun to just mess with them.

General Lee 01 · March 20, 2003

The cashier (Some guy in his 40's, with a mullet)

...Then, he smiles at me, and asks "Have you got a buzz man?"...

I can so picture this guy!

If Joe Dirt and Chong (From cheech and chong) had kids, that would be him.

I'm kinda scared, the way he asked, and was smiling, I thought he wanted some of what (he thought) I had.

pacodiablo · March 21, 2003

Probably did. You smoke?

General Lee 01 · March 21, 2003

You smoke?

Nah, but I'll hang out with smokers for the second-hand effect though.

Those thin cigar-like things smell pretty good!

Batgirl · March 21, 2003

Great story sounds like something my mom would have done. It reminds me of one time my mom and I were in line to get popcorn at the theater. I asked her what size popcorn she wanted and she said a large. I asked her if she was gonna eat all that popcorn, and kidding I said..."You gonna share it with me?" She said..."NO! I'm not, I don't share!" It no sooner got out of her mouth then she looked down and saw a little girl looking up at her with eyes wide...here was this grown up throwing a tantrum about sharing. My mom looked at her and told the little girl she was kidding. I don't think she believed her. The girl even turned to her mother and told her.."That lady doesn't share."

It was too funny