learning to swear

[96Z71asskicker]

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

 

"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we

start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

 

The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm

gonna say "hell" and you say "ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees

with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the

6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

 

"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

 

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen

floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his

mother in hot pursuit,

slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts

"You

can just stay there till I let you out!"

 

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks

with

 

a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"

 

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it

won't be Cheerios."

[greyghost03]

 

Oldie but goodie!

[k1500chevy97]

[TROYROBO]

 

[MarkD]

I haven't heard it before if it is old. I laughed out loud!

[cowboy02]

Yeah I love that one.........

 

I wonder what the mom did??

[The SPEEDY]