elevator game

[rhilton]

Ok as alot of you know, I am a student at UNC-Charlotte. I have a funny antic that happened to me.

 

Dining Hall food isn't that good, and I have some sort of stomach problem. Well needless to say I ate some spaghetti and some pizza. not a good idea.

 

Well those food items dropped into the lower intestine about 15 minutes later. I was doing the squatting run to the highrise, which is about half a mile away from the dining hall.

 

I managed to get to the highrise "safely" and was waiting for the elevator. Well these two little freshman got off the elevator laughing and smirking at me. I got on the elevator and those little rats pushed ALL the buttons. I live on the NINTH FLOOR..

 

I finally made it to my floor, and was fixing to pop. I didn't even bother to open my dorm door, I just ran straight to the bathroom; would you know it.. there was somebody taking a shower.

 

I bet everyone knows that when you flush a toilet and somebody is taking a shower, it gets REALLY hot. Well I finally made it, but I had to give about 5 courtesy flushes so it wouldn't back up on me and flood..

 

Well that guy got out of the shower right when I was trying to sneak away without getting caught.

 

He took it pretty lightly, not a violent guy. haha.

 

I told the story to my Fraternity buds and I got labeled.

 

I will forever and always be know as "Prairiedog" to any and all Alpha Sigma Phi brothers.

 

hope you liked it.

[GM GIMP]

University of Memphis here, class of '77.

NO $h!T though.

[rhilton]

oh there was $h!t haha

[budchevyss]

way to go 49er