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Joe is teeing off from the Back Tees. On his downswing he realizes that

his wife Mary is teeing up on the Red Tees directly in his way. Unable

to stop his swing he nails it and hits her directly in the temple and

kills her instantly.A few days later Joe gets a call from the coroner

regarding her autopsy.

 

Coroner:"Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma

to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is

that correct?"

 

Joe:"Yes sir, that's correct"

 

Coroner:"Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged in her behind"

 

Joe:"Was it a Titleist 3 ?"

 

Coroner:"Yes, It was"

 

Joe:"That must have been my mulligan"

:):cool::eek:

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