Post your favorite Bumper Sticker

[keebler]

My favorite bumper sticker...

 

"Make Welfare as hard to get as a Building Permit."

[SoCalChris]

"I talk to Jesus, he mows my lawn every week."

 

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

 

"Impeach Cheny first."

[blk99SLT]

Seen this one several years ago on the back of a Siverado near the Oshawa plant.

 

"Hungry?...Out of work?...Eat your import ! "

[TA462]

I saw a big 3" by 6" Band Aid on a dented bumper awhile ago, I thought it was kind of funny.

[Wingnut]

"Vietnam Vets are not Fonda Jane."

[Wingnut]

Oh...And the Bender quote written across the bottom of a tailgate of a lifted F-350 I saw about a year ago.

 

"BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS"

[ShakinLM7]

I saw this on the back of a dodge dually with the diesel

 

Id rather be cumming than stroking

 

[Guest chevydeerhunter]

"Vietnam Vets are not Fonda Jane."

 

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I had a bunch of those I sold on ebay along with the "Jane Fonda - American Traitor B*tch" and my personal favorite was a bullseye target with Jane's picture in the middle that read "Hanoi Jane Urinal Target."

 

 

 

Around here, people are notorious for not using signal lights. I had one that said "Cover me, I'm changing lanes."

[Elwood 2000]

On a convertible Mustang front fender bender was a red bumper sticker with white letters that said "s**t Happens"

[Needgasmoney]

For the Southerners on here:

 

"Don't blame me, I voted for Jefferson Davis"

[General Lee 01]

"I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy!"

[thecraft]

I saw this on the back of a dodge dually with the diesel 

 

Id rather be cumming than stroking 

 

   

Heh heh... my uncle has that on the back of his truck!

 

"¿Hablas inglés?" (Do you speak English?)

 

"Do not follow within 200 feet. Not responsible for broken windshields."

 

"EARTH FIRST. We'll pave the rest later." (I think someone has that for their sig here)

 

"WARNING: Tailgaters will receive a prompt brake check!"

 

"Pay attention to the d**n road!"

[ZZebes]

"Pay attention to the d**n road!"

 

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That is my favorite so far.

[Schmids5.3l]

"Get lift, fat girls can't jump"

 

On my buddies old truck, a mid 80's F250 w/ 6.9l diesel, lift, tires ect.

 

"0-60 in just 5 minutes!"

 

Others are

 

"I love animals, they taste great"

 

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math"

[95Sierra2500]

On the bumper of my dad's old '86 GMC 1-ton dually...

 

"If this car was a horse, I'd have to shoot it!"

 

It had a 6.2 diesel that was replaced on the average every 2 years...s**tty engine. The rest of the truck was awesome and everything a truck SHOULD be.