For penn state crowd

[gandolphxx]

You know you're from Pennsylvania if...

 

 You only own three spices:  salt, pepper, ketchup.

 

 You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

 

 You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

 

 You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.

 

 You have an uncontrollable urge to buy

bread and milk when you hear the word "snow."

 

 Driving is better in the winter because

the potholes are filled with snow.

 

 You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

 

 You owe more money on your snowmobile or John Deere than your car.

 

 The first day of "Buck Season" and "Doe

Season" is a school holiday.

 

 Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.

 

 The local paper covers National and

International headlines on 1 page but requires six pages for sports.

 

 School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.

 

 When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI."

 

 You call sloppy joes "barbecue."

 

 When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.

 

 You think the start of deer hunting is a

National Holiday.

 

 You pronounce "Suite" as SUIT, not SWEET. As in Living Room Suite

 

 You know which leaves make good toilet

paper.

 

 You only buy your beer and soda by the

case.

 

 You think the roads in any other state are smooth.

 

 You find -20F "a little" chilly.

 You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast.

 

 The trunk of your car doubles as a deep

freezer.

 

 You know the four seasons:  Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and  Construction.

 

 There are still places you can still stop

along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the  honor system."

 

 The municipality buys a Zamboni before a school bus.

 

 You never see any Confederate Flags,

except on the Gettysburg Battlefield.

 

 You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva.

 

 You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.

 

 You can give directions to Intercourse

with a straight face.

 

 You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Penna. friends......

[NewbieZ71]

Shaners is not going to be very happy with you!!!  dont worry Shaners, those jokes arent true.  Well, most of them.  Ok ok, a couple arent true. Oh what the hey, go make your John Deere payment....

[burgundyz71]

The kids here now get the first 2 days of buck off and I love my John Deere.

[burgundyz71]

You know come to think of it, I'd say around 90-95% of those are true. God Bless Pennsylvania.

[Jpshostr]

Lots of those are also true for IL

 

1)  Is there anything other than those three?

2)I'm trick or treated in 4" of snow before

3)Um, maybe

4)Not true, venison, yuck

5)Always stocked!

6)Shall I give examples?

7)As long as its on the floor!

8)You don't want to see the payments! (Really, you don't)

9)30-40% fewer in school attendence on this day

10)Been there, done that (only i lost two shovels, same idea though)

11)We usually have 8 in the sports section

12)Well of course, rural America at its finest

13)Ok, I don't get that one

14)Well, isn't that what it is?

15)Cinders and salt make a road good, or at least IDOT thinks so

16)Feels like it is

17)No, I just don't say other words correctly, but for suite, I'm good

18)Maple!

19)Does it come any smaller?

20)Just drive across IL, you'll agree

21)It ain't bad, just put the Carhartts on

22)Now that must be a PA thing

23)It works in a jam

24)We have winter, construction, combining, and planting

25)I sold sweet corn for years like that

26)No, everyone hates hockey here

27)Mostly true

28)That Godiva stuff is awful

29)Same idea as here, Chicago is back east, use I-80

30)Is it that funny?

31)I understood all of them but one