Ok, me post joke

[MadFish]

> > > Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling

> > > or playing basketball at the gym.  His wife thinks he is pushing

> > > himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local

> > > strip club.

> > >

> > > The doorman at the club greets them and says,

> > > "Hey, Dave!  How ya doin?"

> > >

> > > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

> > >

> > > "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

> > >

> > > When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his

> > > usual Budweiser.  His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,

> > > "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink

> > > Budweiser."

> > >

> > > "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League.

> > > We share lanes with them."

> > >

> > > A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around

> > > Dave.  "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

> > >

> > > Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the

> > > club.  Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she

> > > can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming

> > > at him.

> > >

> > > The cabby turns his head and says,

> > > "Looks like you picked up a real b***h tonight, Dave!"

[Jpshostr]

Mrs. Newbie ain't gonna like that one.

[NewbieZ71]

No JP, she liked that one...or at least gave it that little womanly smile and nod...very polite person....if she didnt like it, I would have known........