Yet anlother Golf incident

[General Lee 01]

this may be too much. but i'll let Newbie be the judge.

 

A woman was out playing some 18-hole golf.

 

On her first shot, she sliced it hard right. The ball traveled over a hill and landed on the other side (Where she couldn't see). When it landed, she heard a man's voice scream for mercy.

 

She ran down to where her ball landed and found a man laying on the ground, in the fetal position, and holding his crotch for all it's worth.

 

The shocked woman kneels to the man and asks him "How bad is it hurt?". The man Moans and then goes "Pretty bad, I can hardly feel if itis still there.

 

So the apollogetic woman then goes on "Well, I'm a proffessional masseuse, maybe I can massage it."

 

Man goes "Sure, give it a try."

 

So she starts unzipping his pants, and then begins the massage.

 

Woman: "How's that?"

 

Man: "AHH, it feels great!"

 

So the woman continues massaging "Down there" for a good 30 to 45 minutes.

 

When she finishes, he sits up.

 

Woman: "There, you feel all better now?"

 

Man: "That was great, but you still didn't massage my fist that you hit w/ your golf ball."

[bassdog]

 

                     

[Sarah99GXE]

LOL that's a good one...

[NewbieZ71]

I'm going to move THIS ONE?  A JOKE ABOUT IT!?  General, you got a joke up top about DICK TRICKLE!  MOUNTAINEER TOM IS TALKING ABOUT "MAN-BREASTS"!  I'm going to move THIS????

 

I give up.