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A New Englander dies and is sent to ####. He

had been a horrible man throughout life and even

the devil wanted to punish him, so he puts him to

work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make

it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.

 

Love my kingdom!" laughs the devil.

 

After a couple of days the devil checks in on

his victim to see if he is suffering adequately.

The devil is aghast as he looks at the New Englander

happily swinging his hammer and whistling a

happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I

don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up,

it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"

 

The New Englander, smiling big, looks at the

devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of

August in New England. Hot, humid, a good place to

work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

 

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to

ponder the New Englander's remarks. Then he decides

to drop the temperature, send down driving rain

and torrential wind. Soon, #### is a wet, muddy

mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust

blowing into his eyes, the New Englander is happily

slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of

crushed rocks.

 

Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.

The New Englander replies, "This is great! Just like April in

New England. It reminds me of working out in the

fields with spring planting!"

 

The devil is now completely baffled.

 

Angry, and desperate to make #### really ####,

he tries one last ditch effort. He makes the

temperature plummet. Suddenly #### is blanketed in

snow and ice. Confident that this will surely

make the New Englander unhappy.

 

The devil checks in on the New Englander. He

is aghast at what he sees.

 

The New Englander is dancing, singing, and

twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

 

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's

40 below zero!?" screams the devil.

 

 

Jumping up and down the New Englander throws a

snowball at the devil and yells, "#### is frozen over!!

 

"This means the Patriots won the Super Bowl!!!"

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