Irish Toastmasters

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John O'Riley was a member of an Irish ToastMasters Club. One evening at

the local ToastMasters meeting, a contest was held to see who could

deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley won for the best toast of

the evening:

 

"Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the legs o' me

wife."

 

When John O'Riley arrived home, his beautiful wife asked him how the

Toastmasters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the best

toast of the evening." His wife asked him what his toast was, and he

said, "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent in church wi' me

wife." His wife said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me in

your toast."

The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was shopping downtown and ran into the

local cop on the beat who was also at the ToastMasters meeting with her

husband. He said, "Hello, Mrs. O'Riley. That was some great toast your

 

husband John gave at the meeting last evening. He won first prize".

 

"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest with

 

the facts. Truth is, he's only been there twice. The first time he

fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him by the ears to make

him come."

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!  That's some funny ......

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