the french man

[96Z71asskicker]

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together

in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went

through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in

the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise

and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel,

Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened

and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped

there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed

Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia

Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and

actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman

was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel

I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.'

[Wingnut]

Good one.

[R Dogg 56]

 

Excellent

[MarkD]

LMAO!

[greyghost03]

 

[TROYROBO]

 

[k1500chevy97]

[MCourson]

 

[Kania2k1]

Now where did I put those train tickets???