You Know You're Liberal IF...

[TxDoc]

You think sexual harassment is rampant, date rape pervasive, domestic violence common and Paula Jones is lying.

 

You hate Hillary jokes.

 

You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice. You think trees have

feelings, animals can conceptualize and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.

 

You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are moral values.

 

You want to legalize cocaine and outlaw handguns. You think cops are pigs and criminals are products of their environment.

 

You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.

 

Jesse Jackson makes sense to you.

 

Barbra Streisand makes even more sense.

 

You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.

 

You think marriage is obsolete - except for homosexuals.

 

You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

 

You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of affirmative action hate minorities.You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation.

 

You don't understand all of the whining about affirmative action

and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or

education opportunity to assuage your guilt.

 

You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it

coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies -

after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the

decade.

 

 

 

Lastly, you're a liberal if -

 

 

 

You would even consider Hillary Clinton as President

[CMNTMXR81]

RIGHT!!!

 

I'm the opposite of all those above!

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And Barbara Streisand S*CKS!!!  

[carguru]

[sincityZ71]

RIGHT!!!

 

I'm the opposite of all those above!

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And Barbara Streisand S*CKS!!!  

Yep.  Didn't that b**** say she would leave the country if Bush was elected.  Too bad she hasn't kept her word   :angry: I am sure a few of us would gladly take her out past our waters and chuck her worthless @ss out to sea.

[gandolphxx]

RIGHT!!!

 

I'm the opposite of all those above!

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And Barbara Streisand S*CKS!!!  

Amen ;)

[TheScaryGuy]

oh gawd, this was a nice board till someone had to bring politics to it.... I'll just keep my piehole shut.

[MarkD]

I'll just keep my piehole shut

 

I won't...Wheeeeheewwww.

[pacodiablo]

both liberal and conservative are bad.  im making my own political party!!  

 

goals of the paco party...

- make buicks illegal

- give old people free bananas and pudding

- destroy dateline NBC

- destroy the IIHS

[CMNTMXR81]

RIGHT!!!

 

I'm the opposite of all those above!

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And Barbara Streisand S*CKS!!!  

Yep.  Didn't that b**** say she would leave the country if Bush was elected.  Too bad she hasn't kept her word   :angry: I am sure a few of us would gladly take her out past our waters and chuck her worthless @ss out to sea.

Yea, her and one of the Baldwin Brothers!  Yet they're still here.  Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.   :plainsmile:

 

Oh, Paco, Buick's like "tight" with 20's!!!  

[Torque Junkie]

... And you think school shootings are caused by video games and guns instead of lack of parental guidance and responsibility.

 

And you think an 80 year old lady and her knitting needles are more of a threat to national security than the thousands of illegals crossing the souther border each day, and think that putting water fountians out there for them so they don't die on their illegal journy is a good idea.... and us learning their language is 'multi-cultrualizm" but them NOT learning OUR language isn't laziness on their part.

 

liberalism PISSES ME OFF!!

 

-Mike

[General Lee 01]

I am sure a few of us would gladly take her out past our waters and chuck her worthless @ss out to sea.

I hear those launchers on Aircraft Carriers are really good for that.

[Elwood]

You would even consider Hillary Clinton as President

???   Hasn't she already ran the country before?  

 

 

 

I have to say I am opposed to most of those, but for once I'm going to agree with Paco.  I think Conservatives and Liberals are both wrong.  I don't like political parties, and I am not registered to either the Republicans or Democrats.  I registered as Independent, because I don't believe political parties are serving the purpose they were ntended to serve.  

 

I believe George Washington was right in farewell speech as President when he warned the people against political parties, saying they were not a good idea at all.

 

But if I were forced to pick one it would have to Republican, because I can't stand tree huggers, and people who don't think military funding is important.