Actual Product Warning

OnBelay · October 17, 2004

Actual Product Warning Labels:

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to

fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling

iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a

hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment."

-- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet

at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not

cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." --

On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of

underarm deodorant.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard

sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a

plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an

"Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

"Battery may explode or leak." -- On a battery.

"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser

printer.

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel for a

wheelbarrow.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a

Holmes bathroom heater.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper

spray.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty

rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a

birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a

heated seat cushion.

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser

pointer.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a

microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air

freshener.

"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can

of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

-- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury

due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities

either by falling into the water or while mounting the

craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing

so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a

protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm

by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." --

On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a

sharpening stone.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top

in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory

mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of

de-icing windshield fluid.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On

a portable stroller.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail

truck.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a

Rowenta iron.

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's

children's cough medicine.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of

Christmas lights.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On

a child sized Superman costume.

"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a

hospital's outside access door.

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On

a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket

dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a

supermarket dessert box.

"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a

lighter.

"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label

for a cheap rubber ball toy.

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void

your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a

television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates

how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and

destroy a regular frying pan.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In

the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at

co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box,

referring to the styrofoam packing.

"Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box."

-- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out

openings which one would assume were handholds.

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a

brand of sleeping pills.

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on

the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the

instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the

packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting

teeth on the chain.

"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a

Fruit Roll-Up snack.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions

for a cordless phone.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in

pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

Stocklook · November 3, 2004

The scary thing is, for them to put these warnings on the labels someone had to have done it.

Can you say here is your sign

SlamminL5s · November 4, 2004

lol

cit1991 · December 7, 2004

Actual Product Warning Labels:

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury

due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities

either by falling into the water or while mounting the

craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

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