Quotes

[Scyry]

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."

 

-James H. Kabbler III

 

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

 

-Emo Philips

 

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

 

-Mariah Carey

 

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

 

-Socrates

 

"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."

 

-Aristotle

[SS Crew]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

 

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?

 

Well, do ya, punk?

 

 

"Dirty" Harry Callahan

[white1]

Those are great.