Bubba Knows Everyone

[SS Crew]

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there

is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. "

 

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about

Tom Cruise? "

 

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba

and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and

sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your

friend come right in and join me for lunch! "

 

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave

Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was

just lucky.

 

"No, no, just name anyone else, " Bubba says.

 

"President Bush, " his boss quickly retorts.

 

"Yep, " Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington. " And off

they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions

him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my

way to a meetng, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup

of coffee first and catch up. "

 

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

 

After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to

Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

 

"The Pope, " his boss replies. "Sure! " says Bubba. "I've known the Pope

a long time. " So off they fly to Rome.

 

Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when

Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among

all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go

upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope. " And he

disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.

 

Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the

balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a

heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his

boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What happened "

 

 

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope

came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked,

"Who's that on the balcony with Bubba? "

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, nice

[R Dogg 56]

Classic.