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The following is a list of actual documented school absentee excuses:

 

 

*My son is under a doctor's care today and should

not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

 

*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick

and I had her shot.

 

*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent

on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

 

*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is

administrating.

 

*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days.

Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his

hip.

 

*John has been absent because he had two teeth

taken out of his face.

 

*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was

playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

 

*Megan could not come to school today because she

has been botheres by very close veins.

 

*Chris will not be in school because he has an

acre in his side.

 

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very

loose vowels.

 

*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.

He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.

 

*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.

He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

 

*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his

bust.

 

*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's

fault.

 

*I kept Billie home because she had to go

Christmas shopping because I don't know what size

she wear.

 

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school

yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off

the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought

it was Sunday.

 

*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We

have to attend her funeral.

 

*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was

tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

 

*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.

She was in bed with gramps.

 

*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a

gangover.

 

*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under

the doctor.

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