Monkey and peanuts

[SS Crew]

A man is at the zoo and strolls over by the monkey cage. He has a bag full of peanuts and throws one to the monkey sitting near by. The monkey takes the peanut, sticks it up his butt then eats it.

 

The man throws another peanut to the monkey to see if he'll do it again. Once again, the monkey takes the peanut, sticks it up his butt and then eats it.

 

Just then a zookeeper walks by. The man grabs the zookeeper and tells him that that monkey is the stupidist monkey he's ever seen. The zookeeper replys that on the contrary, that is the smartest monkey he's ever seen.

 

The man looked confused, the zookeeper explains that last week somebody threw the monkey a peach and he ate the whole thing, but couldn't pass the pit. Now the monkey sizes everything to make sure it'll come out.

[SS Crew]

I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there.