General's bag of tricks

[General Lee 01]

Ghost.

 

A boy and his younger"Toddler" brother are up stairs when one of them hears Somebody creeping up the stairs and whispering "I am the ghost with the one black eye" repeatedly. The older boy Cries "Mommy! Daddy! come quick!". The Mom and dad rush up the stairs. Big brother tells them what he heard. They say "It's just the wind, now go back to sleep". So he does and the parents go back downstairs. 5 minutes later, the noise re-appears, but louder. "I am the ghost with the one black eye". Big Brother repeats what happened the last time, and parents come, tell him it's the wind, and then go back downstairs.

 

The noise then re-appears for the 3rd time, loud as can be, but getting closer,and closer. The Big bro wimpers in his bed waiting for the goulish monster to come. When, his brother hops up out of bed and yells.

 

"Well You're gonna have 2 black eyes if you don't shut the helll up!"

 

the noise then stops.

[General Lee 01]

The Mob child

 

The History teacher was giving her lesson for the day. It was on how the Forking islands won the war (Don't remember what war it was, but it's irrelevent anyway).

 

Teacher: "Ok class, today we're going to learn about how the forking islands beat the french in the war of (so in so). S, are there any questions class?"

 

 

Well, Romeo Giglianni raises his hand.

 

Teacher: "yes Romeo"

 

Romeo: "Well, there's somethin' I gotta ask Mrs. T (The teacher)."

 

Teacher: "yes Romeo, what is your question."

 

Romeo: "Which one of the Forkin' islands are ya talkin about?"

 

Teacher: "Well Romeo, there's only one Forkin' island."

 

Romeo gets mad and yells...

 

 

"Not to my Forkin' knowledge!"