Another "Cruel one" from General Lee

[General Lee 01]

A widowed man dies @ age 80 and goes to heaven.

 

 

When he gets there, he finds everything he ever wanted. In the quantities of his age when he died. 80 Big Trucks with big tires, 80 fast Sports cars, 80 beatiful Naked women, and 80 of the best guns ever made.

 

But he didn't see is wife, so, he summoned St. peter.

 

St. Peter: "Yes?"

 

Man: "I can't find my wife,

 

St. Peter: "Well, I'm sorry to say, she didn't make it into heaven, she's in ####."

 

The saddened man: "then asked if there was any way he could see his darling wife ever again.

 

St. Peter: "Well, there is, on one condition, you have to give everything that's here to the devil, and you could have your wife for eternity."

 

So the man agrees, and gets his wish. So the man and his wife are together alone.

 

St. peter then came back 3 months later (In earth time) to see how thing's  are going with the man and his wife.

 

St. Peter: "how are things?"

 

The man Was ignoring him as he was busy hugging his wife.

 

As st.Peter turned to leaved the man Spoke up.

 

Man: "St. Peter?"

 

St. Peter: "yes?"

 

Man: "can you do me a favor?"

 

St. Peter: "yes. What is it?"

 

 

.....

 

Man: "Does the devil do re-funds??"

[NewbieZ71]

General, this is the humor forum, not the Thread Graveyard.