The certain things in life

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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can

I help you?" the madam asked.

 

"I want Natalie," the old man replied.

 

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone

else..."

 

"No, I must see Natalie."

 

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges

$1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and

handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour,

whereupon the man calmly left.

 

The next night, he appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie

explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that

there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again, the old man

took out he money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he

left.

 

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.

Again, he handed Natalie the money, and up to the room they went. At the

end of the hour, Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my

services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

 

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

 

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

 

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's

attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."

 

(Some things in life are certain: taxes, death and being screwed by an

attorney).