random thoughts

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random thoughts

 

thoughts like theese are what put me in the speacial classes in high school

 

mickey mouse, pants. goofy, pants. donald duck, no pants?

 

give me ambiguity or give me something else.

 

if a man vacumes and there's no woman around to tell him he did it wrong, did he really vacume?

 

how do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

 

how does Teflon stick to the pan?

 

are vegitarians vegitarian because they love animals, or because they hate plants?

 

if i poured spot remover on your dog spot, would he disapeer?

 

when snorting coke, how do you keep from getting the ice cudes stuck in your nose?

 

if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

 

ok, who put a stop payment on my reality check?

 

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

 

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

what is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

 

why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

if killing isn't funny, and mimes aren't funny, why is killing a mime funny?