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Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

 

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

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FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 COCKER SPANIEL

1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.

LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

BEEN OUT AWHILE..

BETTER BE REWARD.

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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...

ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.

LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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NORDIC TRACK $300

HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER -

"IF IT'S IN STOCK,WE HAVE IT!"

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GEORGIA PEACHES

CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE:

NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?

WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND

FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:

QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

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OPEN HOUSE

BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON

FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No

longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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