What are you looking at?

[MarkD]

An old man is sitting on a park bench.

 

A teenager with pink spiked hair, tatoos up both arms, and 3 earrings in each ear sits down next to him.

 

The old man can't stop starring at the teen.  This draws the distain of the teen.

 

The teen says,"What's the problem old man?  Didn't you do anything wild and crazy in your day?'

 

The old man replies, "Yes, I got really drunk once and had sex with a parrot.  I was wondering if you were my son."

[gandolphxx]

LMAO, +1 point for the old man

[sincityZ71]

LMAO  :baa:

[silverado man]

:baa: