monkeys

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he is drinking it the monkey is running wild. the monkey jumps up on the pool tabel and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and *******s it whole.

The bartender is mad and says to the guy. " did you see what your monkey just did?"

No what did he do this time? says the patron.

"well he just *******ed the cue ball off the pool table whole "says the bartender"

yeah well i hope it kills the idiot because he's been driving me nuts" says the patron.

The guy finishes his drink and leaves.

Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey. he orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. while the man is drinking his drink the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. he grabes one sticks it up his Butt, then pulls it out and eats it. the bartender is disgusted.

"did you see what your minkey just did?" He asks.

"what now?" responds the patron. "well he stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender

"well what do you expect?" replied the patron. "ever since he ate that que ball he measures everything first!!!"